Has Anyone Alerted Mr. Chertoff?

Because I suspect that Homeland Security did not approve this document, and something tells me heads are gonna roll when it reaches the Oval Office that there's an official government document floating around that goes on the record as saying that those members of the Evil Empire? Those villainous scum of the earth, the Arabs? They're just like us.


Oh yeah. And by the way, so are the Berbers. But who would go to all that fuss about a bunch of carpet?